Purity to the absurd - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Cervantes · 06-16-2004, 12:24 AM

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After a few weeks of exchanged smiles, he made his move.

"No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, I admit it has my husband pretty upset."

Kllr Wolf · 06-16-2004, 11:40 AM

Poor husband. Funny joke though

06-16-2004, 12:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	Purity to the absurd A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After a few weeks of exchanged smiles, he made his move. "No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult." the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, I admit it has my husband pretty upset." __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

06-16-2004, 11:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Kllr Wolf Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	Poor husband. Funny joke though __________________ Caffeine - the molecule of life.