tekaweni

A girl takes her new boyfriend back home after the dance. She tells him to be very, very quiet as her parents are asleep upstairs and if they wake up, she would be in big trouble as she’s not allowed to bring boys home.

They settle down to business on the sofa, but after a while, he stops and says, ‘Where’s the toilet, I need to go.’ She says, ‘It’s next to my parents’ bedroom. You can’t go there, you might wake them up. Use the sink in the kitchen instead.’

He goes into the kitchen then, after a short while, he pops his head round the door and says to his girlfriend, ‘Have you got any paper?’

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cameroncrazy822

That's pretty amusing stuff for the g-rated members.

Jackebear

Eeeeeeeeewe. Wow, I have peed in a sink before but not shit in one.

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waltert

I hope he shit in the in-sink-erator side =P

KirStang

Hahaha

PayUp

Thats classic!

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loganmule

very funny