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troit · 05-06-2003, 06:31 AM

There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike" the cop said Did Santa bring it to you?

"Yep" the little boy said, "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next time tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it".

The young boy looked up at the cop and said "nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"He sure did" chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top".

cchris · 05-06-2003, 06:57 AM

Sounds like little Johnny

mturner333 · 05-06-2003, 09:34 AM

Whats to stay now??? haha

warrrreagl · 05-06-2003, 09:42 AM

Definitely laughing out loud, now.

TerresqueÜ · 05-06-2003, 12:47 PM

A total classic, definitely a favorite!

Bassriff56 · 05-08-2003, 09:22 AM

Haha, thats great

zaiaz · 05-08-2003, 10:11 AM

LOL....dick on top.... that's pretty good..stil LOL.

JStrider · 05-08-2003, 10:25 AM

mmmm.... i smell bacon... i smell grease....

DEI37 · 05-08-2003, 02:43 PM

Definitely a Little Johnny joke. That's just classic.

Hooah_Dude · 05-08-2003, 07:46 PM

LOL JOKE IS HILARIOUS

05-06-2003, 06:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Central Park Policework There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said Did Santa bring it to you? "Yep" the little boy said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next time tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it". The young boy looked up at the cop and said "nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "He sure did" chuckled the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top". __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

05-06-2003, 06:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Sounds like little Johnny __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-06-2003, 09:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Definitely laughing out loud, now. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-06-2003, 12:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	A total classic, definitely a favorite! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-08-2003, 10:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	LOL....dick on top.... that's pretty good..stil LOL. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-06-2003, 09:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
mturner333 Upright Location: In Front of My PC	Whats to stay now??? haha

05-08-2003, 09:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bassriff56 Upright	Haha, thats great

05-08-2003, 10:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	mmmm.... i smell bacon... i smell grease.... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

05-08-2003, 02:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Definitely a Little Johnny joke. That's just classic. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-08-2003, 07:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Hooah_Dude Upright	LOL JOKE IS HILARIOUS