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Old 05-13-2003, 04:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
One day at the Casino.

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't
mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice
and yelled,
Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered... YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With
that she
picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The
dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are perverts!!!
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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good one..
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao I like this one! thanks for the chuckle
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
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Old 05-13-2003, 11:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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very funny. thanks
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Old 05-13-2003, 11:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
I would have caught her.....I'm a redhead lover
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