Michael Jackson Jokes
 

Just a reminder since he has now been arrested. No ped jokes allowed.

Not that I have any, but why would Michael Jackson ped jokes be off limits?

From the tilted Humor rules found here:

However, an arrest does not a conviction make. So are they still funny?

I think our mod came across wrong. Michael Jackson pedophile jokes are always banned. They haven't only recently been banned just because he's been arrested.

I was confused at first too ;)

None of those jokes have ever been funny anyway.

Oh, I know one that was genuinely funny. I guess one could pm me if they want to hear it.

I could see banning all ped jokes, but not singling out Michael Jackson jokes in particular. See, the best humor is topical and biting. It hurts, and it allows others to laugh. The closer to the target, the better it is. Unfortunately, Michael is potentially a real sicko that has broken beyond the boundaries of what society will accept.

Have you ever heard the one about Jack Michaelson...

just kidding :)

Good, because that's the rule. We are simply reminding people that, due to the publicity, there will be a rash of MJ jokes circulating. They are typically ped in nature, which is strictly prohibited.

Here's an old one... Michael Jackson!

<b><font color=FFFF00 face="comic sans ms">I haven't heard one yet I didn't think was funny. As long as one remembers it's a JOKE. There is a major difference. </font></b>

Unless it's against our rules- which it is- so no, you still can't post any.

...not even the buns one?

Can we post boy scout jokes? What if they are Eagle scouts that are over 18?

Chris

you should simply state that all michael jackson jokes are banned. I haven't heard a michael jackson joke in the last two years that wasn't in some way ped. Nudity is less offensive than jokes? hmm.

Well, can't think of anything funny to say then . . . .

SnOoP

still no joke in sight...

ok, how about a MJ flash <a href="http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/jackointerview.html" target="_blank">animation</a>?

(just click on the MJ animated picture for it to load)

how does michael jackson pick his nose?

from a catalog!


heck i probably heard it on this board, but theres one thats not ped

Just watch/read any biography of his life.... that's the funniest Jcko joke possible. The guy is a freak. Way too eccentric and now it's seems deviant. What a shame he has come from the top of his professional to become the punch-line of a joke.

I hate to argue with a guy who agrees with me on gun control, but here's the part I need to clarify--the "offensive" part.

No Michael Jackson jokes. No ped jokes. I have to assume there can be no jokes about the French, because those are offensive to the French. Same for those of middle eastern descent.

No Polish jokes. No Jewish mother jokes. No gay jokes. No Catholic priest jokes. The death penalty for a joke that has a black in it.

I assume blonde jokes are okay, because they're basically Polish jokes, but since the butt of the joke is white, no problem.

And judging from what I can see in the vasectomy thread, it's fine to make fun of poor white people in Southern states. Guess that isn't offensive.

So for anyone who hasn't figured out the point of this message, banning topics doesn't promote world peace. In fact, I doubt that a joke exists that isn't offensive to someone.

I can deal with jokes that ridicule my ethnicity/location/intelligence/religion/sexual preference. If another person can't, they need a lot more help than this ban is going to give them.

My $.02

AUGH! thats the most disturbing thing ever lol

You say "hmm." Does this imply that you're trying to work out if ped jokes are as offensive as nudity, or did you just miss the point of the thread? hmm.

G'day,

Why are you discussing this blot on the world? To give even foolish chatter about this idiot merely promotes his image one way or the other. Best off leave him out of the world

Funny.. there's only one joke MJ joke on this whole page!

AMEN!

Jokes, by thier nature tend to offend. I personaly have no intrest in Ped jokes (sick) but I think it's silly to say I can't say them if I want too.

John

I agree. There is no joke that I can find that does not offend someone. I have one question about this forum... who are we trying to stop from viewing "Offensive" Material? This is an 18+ Forum! We can act in porn and kill people for our country but not tell a sick joke? I respect your rules because hell, it's my choise to post here so I have to deal with how you want to run the forum. Bt seriously, it is also the responsibility of people who don't want to be offended to KEEP THIER NOSE OUT OF THE BUISNESS OF PEOPLE WHO FIND FUCKED UP HUMOR FUNNY! YOU CHOOSE WHETHER OR NOT TO READ IT! IF YOU CHOOS THE FORMER, JUST SHUT UP! For SHAME dude!

How about catholic priest jokes instead?

Hey guys and gals.

I'm sort of new here, and hope posting a link to another site is cool.

But this sound board it pretty funny. Kinda hard to make a decent prank call with... unlike the Arnie and Al Pacino boards.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/michaeljackson-sb.html

:thumbsup:

Wow, I never realized just how anal the rules on the TFp were until now. I knew they were anal but come on they're fucking jokes.

well... i'm new here 2 and i'm gunna follow Jacks example...

if Michael Jackson jokes are banned here...

i'll recommend... http://williambader.com/mj.html

that kewl??

If they are offended let them buy a sence of humor.

Nice site

I actually agree 100%. There isn't a single joke that is not offensive to at least one person. I understand that pictures of persons under 18 aren't allowed on this message board, but these are jokes you're talking about and should be taken as such. I've seen much more offensive misogynistic jokes posted here than any MJ joke could ever achieve.

My $.02 as well.

Whether or not you agree with the rules in regards to their limitation of certain jokes, they are the rules. When you signed up here you agreed to follow the rules of the forum, including the ones governing the appropriateness of a joke. If you truly want Michael Jackson/ped jokes, for whatever reason, there are plenty of sites out there with more content on the subject than the average person can stand. Halx and co. are just covering their asses because if they don't make the rules banning offensive jokes like that, they will get posted and it'll be Mods and Admin who have to deal with all the complaints.

Yes, you're right that if people can't take a joke they probably need to relax a little. That, however, doesn't mean that they will. In fact, as far as I've noticed, saying that to them only serves to spur them harder on.

I agree - the funniest joke about him is the fact that he lives in a dreamworld, and is indeed a living joke. that has to make him a fucking legend.

hooray for MJ

hee-hee, sha-mon

Darn, finally a post I could ad to, and I'm not allowed?! I have some good ones, too... Guess I'll 'Beat It'.

true ... not funny if not funny to all!

I would agree, however , I think alot of people in the world are ignoring that he may have done some terrible things ( I think we should leave it to the courts to decide all that) . I just worry that some people do not give this proper consideration. Mike Tyson is a similer case.

i had a joke deleted by a mod. It was about a clown, and some woods. The reason I got from the mod was the freakiest part. According to the mod, a ped joke on a forum that is mostly used for porn would lead to people succombing to their urges and assulting children.

That is not verbaitm, but it is the gist of it.

Im almost certain that you missed an important distinction. It is not that a paedophilia joke would lead people to do anything at all, it is that paedo jokes and porn together can present the appearance of untoward actions to the kind of people who are professional shit disturbers/self-righteous busy-bodies/anointed by THE LORD to make sure no one is having too much fun. You know who I am talking about. While I am not seriously saying anyone in the present administration reads TFP, I am saying that there are people out there who make the current administration look like frickin libertines who would gleefully pounce on this sort of thing, rightly or not.

So basically, if I understand it correctly, the mods and admins are just trying to not buy trouble. That's fair. And if not, there's always the bottom line: Hal's house, Hal's rules.

a link from newsweek/MSN/AJC, entities not affiliated with this board or poster.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Se...hd.hmedium.jpg

Hehe.

The funniest joke about this thread is that I couldn't find a joke.

It is inherently funny that a joke thread is so serious. :OD

What about jokes about his face or the fact that he thinks he is peter pan.... the man is a living joke

hey watch it there, i kind of laughed at that
http://www.unitedmedia.com/editoons/...5073236225.gif

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neverland Ranch.

The kids play with rides on Neverland ranch.

Damn, I was hoping to get some Michael jokes

Jay Leno can now tell Michael Jackson jokes according to a federal judge. He was under a gag order earlier and had guest comedians tell Jackson jokes for him.

Yeah, isn't it ironic that Jay Leno can tell MJ jokes on broadcast television, where anyone who is flipping channels might accidently hear one of them and become offended, yet, you can come to and adults only forum, intentionally click on a link for Michael Jackson jokes, and be told they are forbidden?

That is the joke here. censorship of words from people who earn their money from porn. :lol:

I discovered this forum a few months back while i was in baghdad. I thought it was worth spending some time here and checked it out a few times when I was able to. Now that I'm home, I have plenty of time to check it out, but I'm sure hoping there isn't a whole lot more of this self-rightous hypocracy. :rolleyes:

Thats fucking bull shit!! some of these sobs need to buy a since of humor , But if it was there son i guesss there due!!

Pay!

Jackson's defense team was going to have Stevie Wonder testify that he didn't see a thing.

Yea the little boy took a tube of Ben Gay and coated his bung hole and made Michaels wee wee burn . Michael is counter suing :eek: :eek:

Best joke in entire thread! Biggest joke is Jackson himself!

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NOT GUILTY???

whats this bull-shit about??? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

A discredited star witness and you're surprised he was found not guilty?

After that, the prosecution's case came down to "but dude, he's WEIRD," and it's not illegal to be strange in this country.

LOL. fair point.

but,

yer i was surprised...

i thought he'd get convicted of at least one offence...

I think they're OK now, since court action is done.. if not, fell free to delete...

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Target have in common?
A: They both have little boys pants half-off

Q: What do Micahel Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
A: They both like sticking their meat between little buns.

Q: What's the difference between a shopping bag and Micahel Jackson?
A: One's made of plastic and shouldn't be around children. The other's used to carry your groceries.

OJ gets off for murder
Robert Blake gets off for murder
Michael Jackson gets off on child molestation charges
Martha Stewart gets convicted for lying.
WTF???????
Q: Whats 12 and gets Michael Jackson off?
A: A Jury

I can't stand these pro Michael Jackson people. I wasn't shocked he was found not guilty. He's famous. They don't do wrong. OJ! Not guilty. Sometimes I get so mad when this country puts celebrities above the law. :mad:

like most of the confused people so far i also thought the thread was gonna be full of MJ jokes (cause on a side note i likewise belive that no joke should be restricted, especially with the dead baby jokes i tell being my polite ones), but to respond to the latest replies, this case like OJ is amazing cause they DIDNT put a celebrities above the law, they both had pisspoor cases against them that were outright slander in alot of factors and as is becomeing uncommon, the jury did its job. No evidence, No witnesses (that held any water), Plenty of reasonable doubt, you must aquit!

I still can't get over the image of that lady releasing 10 white doves (each for the charges against MJ) :crazy:

eih, isn't this a joke thread -.-"

fuck michael jackson he's an idiot

Well, how about this...
 

Test your parenting skills here [flash]

Who would you be good friends with?

NOT a joke
 

Not from "The Onion" -- from NY Daily News
Disturbing, to say the least

i just figured out why MJ left Neverland...

according to property documents it's over 15 years old

How do you know it's bed time at the Neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand...

Why does Michael Jackson like twentyeight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

Wow, that's a lot of ped jokes... are they now allowed or something?

For the record, consider this ban repealed. It was BS anyway. I'd like to think that we've got more of a sense of humor now.

Still, though, no pics of kids and nothing overly creepy. If you see either, please report the post.

ahhh, the same jokes over and over and over and over.........