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uncle phil · 10-17-2007, 05:18 PM

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all
need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the
following conversation until you are able to understand the term
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to od dor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means ."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes ? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying
'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

Here we are................Wendy

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish
moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .. . rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

waltert · 10-17-2007, 08:02 PM

I'm from texas.... wecomtoyakinabox is one I usually hear after a night at the bar =)

Titan_Uranus · 10-18-2007, 12:44 AM

nice one

mandy · 10-18-2007, 02:14 AM

OMG!!! i was crying and my tummy still hurts

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..... anglish moppin

Chiyachan · 10-18-2007, 02:49 AM

Americans *eye roll*

Brewmaniac · 10-18-2007, 01:47 PM

Awesoome! Tanks...

10-17-2007, 05:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	new language... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to od dor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" Guest: "Crisp will be fine." Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" Guest: "What?" Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?" Guest: "I... don't think so." RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???" Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means ." RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes ? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RoomService: "We bodder?" Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side." RoomService: "Wad?!?" Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side." RoomService: "Copy?" Guest: "Excuse me?" RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?" Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything." Here we are................Wendy RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .. . rye??" Guest: "Whatever you say." RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds." Guest: "You're welcome" Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-18-2007, 02:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
mandy Addict Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa	OMG!!! i was crying and my tummy still hurts BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..... anglish moppin __________________ The Imagination equips us to see a reality we have yet to create

10-18-2007, 01:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Awesoome! Tanks... __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-17-2007, 08:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
waltert Insane	I'm from texas.... wecomtoyakinabox is one I usually hear after a night at the bar =)

10-18-2007, 12:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Titan_Uranus Insane Location: South Africa	nice one

10-18-2007, 02:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Chiyachan Tilted Location: Swindon	Americans eye roll