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Fremen · 02-06-2004, 12:35 AM

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls,

"Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I got one too . . see?" the Texan says.

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I do too! See? It's right here," brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"

The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan, replies.

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done.

He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"

"Check this out . . I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?"

Ripp3r · 02-06-2004, 02:32 AM

hehehe
crazy texans

i'm still wondering where he put the boiler

gilada · 02-06-2004, 09:11 AM

Don't mess with Texas.

monody · 02-06-2004, 05:38 PM

hehe!

now who here would knock on a car with foggy windows, eh?

santafe5000 · 02-06-2004, 05:48 PM

Don't come a knocken if the VW's rockin.
Hot water from the ol heat exchanger on the VW engine. Since it was air cooled it didn't have hot radiator water for heat or defroster. Beleive me, it didn't work that great when the temp was at -10.

KellyC · 02-07-2004, 12:16 AM

Hhahahaha...wonder how the guy with the Rolls gonna act this time...

ummm..how does he fit all of those stuff into a small beatle?

jasonresno · 02-07-2004, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by santafe5000
Don't come a knocken if the VW's rockin.
Hot water from the ol heat exchanger on the VW engine. Since it was air cooled it didn't have hot radiator water for heat or defroster. Beleive me, it didn't work that great when the temp was at -10.

haha so true LOL.

Nice joke.

bt8624 · 02-10-2004, 09:02 PM

lol...thats right

FishKing · 02-10-2004, 10:55 PM

The best thing to come out of texas was an empty bus

Now that is funny

02-06-2004, 12:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Tough to beat a Texan...... A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too . . see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here," brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan, replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" "Check this out . . I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?"

02-06-2004, 02:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ripp3r Tilted Location: Dublin, Ireland	hehehe crazy texans i'm still wondering where he put the boiler __________________ We All Have Questions What Seperates The Men From The Boys Is The Ability To Use Google To Find Our Answers

02-06-2004, 09:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
gilada Psycho Location: Dallas, Tx	Don't mess with Texas. __________________ Hey, this isn't rocket surgery. See my futurephone pics at: http://gilada.textamerica.com See my DVD's at: http://www.dvdprofiler.com/mycollection.asp?alias=gilada

02-06-2004, 05:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
monody Tilted Location: with the dust bunnies	hehe! now who here would knock on a car with foggy windows, eh? __________________ Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others. -Oscar Wilde.

02-06-2004, 05:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
santafe5000 EVIL! Location: Southwest of nowhere	Don't come a knocken if the VW's rockin. Hot water from the ol heat exchanger on the VW engine. Since it was air cooled it didn't have hot radiator water for heat or defroster. Beleive me, it didn't work that great when the temp was at -10. __________________ When all else fails, QUIT.

02-07-2004, 12:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Hhahahaha...wonder how the guy with the Rolls gonna act this time... ummm..how does he fit all of those stuff into a small beatle? __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

02-10-2004, 09:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
bt8624 Upright	lol...thats right

02-10-2004, 10:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
FishKing Tilted	The best thing to come out of texas was an empty bus Now that is funny