Nuns
 

Nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.

Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and
continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

hehehe nice one.

Funny! I wasn't expecting that!

I guess that's the point, eh?

Haha, funny stuff!

a lot of jokes with a suprise ending today

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help, i am an idiot...

Show him your cross = show him you're cross??

lmao... now that's fuckin funny.

yes

HAHAHAHAHA ohhhhh brilliant! Caught me totally by surprise!!

lol, funny....

good jokes today, put me in a good mood

OMG like nuns are gayy! they fuckin hit me with a paddle when i was small!

To explain, Cross : Another word for angry, irritated, upset, irate, or in laymens terms PISSED OFF!!

funny stuff

Wow. That came out of nowhere. I didn't expect that at all.

I love Nun jokes! Do you know why Nuns wear those funny little hats? It's a Habbit!