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Nomad · 05-28-2003, 01:18 AM

George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. George told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later George sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happend to you?" asked George. "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asks Bush. The driver replies, "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig."

Blue · 05-28-2003, 01:39 AM

nice

zaiaz · 05-28-2003, 05:03 AM

Ha ha ha...that's funny.

morlock · 05-28-2003, 08:44 AM

If only the pig and bush could have switched places at that moment.

shadowmaster · 05-28-2003, 06:02 PM

lol, wish I waS THE driver

clifclav · 05-29-2003, 10:06 AM

took a minute but then i got it. then i groaned. thanks

zf0enix · 05-30-2003, 09:10 AM

Funny...

opentocomments · 05-30-2003, 09:32 AM

So what did this daughter look like and when will we be seeing the photos?

Lol thats a good one

05-28-2003, 01:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nomad Heathen Location: California	George Bush's Driver George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. George told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later George sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happend to you?" asked George. "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asks Bush. The driver replies, "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig."

05-28-2003, 05:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Ha ha ha...that's funny. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-28-2003, 06:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
shadowmaster Upright Location: anywhere and everywhere	lol, wish I waS THE driver __________________ I always make sure my job is done before I go

05-29-2003, 10:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	took a minute but then i got it. then i groaned. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-30-2003, 09:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	Funny... __________________ One step closer to the edge...

05-28-2003, 08:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
morlock Loser	If only the pig and bush could have switched places at that moment.

05-30-2003, 09:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	So what did this daughter look like and when will we be seeing the photos? Lol thats a good one __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

05-28-2003, 01:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Blue avi8r	nice