Allgrave

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said,... "Those little bastards."

streak_56

hehehehe

PayUp

got me to chuckle out loud

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KellyC

OH GOD! OH GOD!! SO FUNNY!!

feelgood

Classic

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Homey_V

HA! That was great

Mavric98

You knew it was coming but it was still funny.

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Regziever

Very clever! Good one!

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Death is even worse,
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ender0333

that was pretty good one