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Old 01-10-2004, 09:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Old 01-11-2004, 07:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL

Haven't seen them before.

Great stuff!
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Old 01-11-2004, 07:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Thanks, I always liked reading stuff like these.
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Old 01-15-2004, 03:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hehe neat, havent seen em before
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh a couple of them were good.
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I love the reading one
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Old 01-15-2004, 07:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice, except I see stuff like this way so often that my faith in humanity is always reaching all time lows. Stuff like saying, "We also speak Spanish" in store windows.
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Old 01-15-2004, 07:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Gems, every one of them
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Good Stuff. They were all so funny.
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