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12-21-2003, 10:30 PM
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If you've read this, PM me and say so
Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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Only at christmas time...
Can you get away with these one liners.
1. I prefer breasts to legs. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! I know some people may have heard it, as with all jokes, but that's life ay |
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12-22-2003, 09:36 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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they were funnier a month ago when "Only on Thanksgiving..."
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