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rmarshall · 12-17-2003, 03:36 PM

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited."

The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

Now - the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited."

The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."

TerresqueÜ · 12-17-2003, 05:55 PM

Hahahahah!!!

Scorpion23 · 12-17-2003, 09:50 PM

That is so wrong. But funny.

Marburg · 12-18-2003, 12:32 AM

Horrors!

bravo49 · 12-18-2003, 01:51 AM

It hasn,t stopped my wife from giving blow-jobs, I wish it was with me though

sillygirl · 12-18-2003, 08:12 PM

Last blowjob... hehehehe....

Shpoop · 12-20-2003, 09:29 AM

ha that is good

ismark · 12-20-2003, 04:12 PM

sad but true.....good gag

sartan · 12-25-2003, 08:40 PM

Good one lol

12-17-2003, 03:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Bride and Groom A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited." The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." Now - the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited." The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."

12-17-2003, 05:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahahah!!! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

12-17-2003, 09:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Scorpion23 Psycho	That is so wrong. But funny. __________________ "Empirically observed covariation is a necessary but not sufficient condition for causality" - Edward Tufte

12-18-2003, 12:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Marburg Crazy Location: Nova Scotia, Canada	Horrors! __________________ Ask a simple question... get pain.

12-18-2003, 08:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Last blowjob... hehehehe.... __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

12-18-2003, 01:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	It hasn,t stopped my wife from giving blow-jobs, I wish it was with me though

12-20-2003, 09:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	ha that is good

12-20-2003, 04:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
ismark Crazy Location: Sydney	sad but true.....good gag __________________ The Grumpy Old Bloke

12-25-2003, 08:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
sartan Tilted	Good one lol