Some reasons why virtual reality is better than real life. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 01-06-2004, 06:03 PM

Pause

Ding ding DING extra life!

Super powers!

You can legally kill people

You never have to go to the bathroom.

You can explode and not die

You can fly

Alan Smith, age 40, becomes Brittney Johnson, age 13

Restart

You always get hot girls

Save

You have more than one life

No need for condoms

If you don't like it, you can always reformat and reinstall.

Ugly people can win

You can run up walls

Reset Buttons

If you die, you have more lives

No pain!

MexicanOnABike · 01-06-2004, 06:15 PM

true... woulnt that be fun?

Sleepyjack · 01-06-2004, 07:12 PM

Escapism. Great isn't it?

kopfschuss · 01-06-2004, 08:45 PM

I wish I was in virtual reality...maybe there's a way

Shpoop · 01-07-2004, 05:41 PM

theres like 3 or 4 about extra lives

01-06-2004, 06:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Some reasons why virtual reality is better than real life. Pause Ding ding DING extra life! Super powers! You can legally kill people You never have to go to the bathroom. You can explode and not die You can fly Alan Smith, age 40, becomes Brittney Johnson, age 13 Restart You always get hot girls Save You have more than one life No need for condoms If you don't like it, you can always reformat and reinstall. Ugly people can win You can run up walls Reset Buttons If you die, you have more lives No pain! __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-06-2004, 06:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	true... woulnt that be fun? __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

01-06-2004, 08:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
kopfschuss Upright Location: Birch Bay (AKA Birch Gay)	I wish I was in virtual reality...maybe there's a way __________________ ..«•´`•.(•.¸(`•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•).•´`•» ... «•´¨•.¸¸. Kopfschuss .¸¸.•¨`•» ..«•´`•.(¸.•´(¸.•* *•.¸)`•.¸).•´`•» ... Intarweb married to Labyrinth

01-06-2004, 07:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	Escapism. Great isn't it?

01-07-2004, 05:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	theres like 3 or 4 about extra lives