Joke of the Day - November 19 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-19-2003, 02:41 AM

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing.

"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"

"Opened a can of peas instead."

GoldenOuroboros · 11-19-2003, 05:25 AM

oooo... that's abit harsh.. does it happen tho.. when you get older do some couples get hardened towards each other?

GM2 · 11-19-2003, 09:21 PM

Cabbages don't grow underground.

11-19-2003, 02:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 19 Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!" "Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?" "Opened a can of peas instead."

11-19-2003, 05:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	oooo... that's abit harsh.. does it happen tho.. when you get older do some couples get hardened towards each other? __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

11-19-2003, 09:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	Cabbages don't grow underground.