Joke of the Day - November 11 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-11-2003, 02:16 AM

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

clifclav · 11-11-2003, 08:31 AM

hehehe. gotta love the old sneakin into the house bit. thanks

11-11-2003, 02:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 11 A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

11-11-2003, 08:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	hehehe. gotta love the old sneakin into the house bit. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!