Turtles cant fly
 

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, and thuds heavily into the ground.

After recovering consciousness, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps from the top waving his front legs, and thuds into the ground again.

The little turtle resolutely does this over and over.

A couple of birds sitting on a branch look at the turtle with pained expressions. Finally the female bird can take no more and says to the male: "Dear, I think it's time to tell our little Timmy he's adopted"

bbbuuhhhh bbbuhhhh !!!!! real bad

Noooooo groooooooooan!

Oh my...that was interesting!

I must admit, I actually laughed pretty hard at that one.

woot the fuck!

Poor little Timmy...

ouch, my sides hurt...

good one tekaweni. hows the weather in london ? it's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock here .

WEEEE TURTLEEEESSS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE