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uffjohn · 10-17-2003, 01:49 PM

Was originally 2 jokes, but my first WAS a repost (so it's gone now).

A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"

"I Didn't feel a thing!"

GremlinDelirium · 10-17-2003, 03:41 PM

how sad

Keg-o-Grog · 10-17-2003, 04:35 PM

HunterDevourer · 10-18-2003, 12:35 AM

(comment on missing joke removed since it wont make any sense now)

That was great.

Tarn · 10-19-2003, 03:21 PM

BUMMER !!!!!!!!!!

chewybaca96 · 10-20-2003, 10:20 AM

sux to be him

tekaweni · 10-20-2003, 11:57 AM

Yep, thats gotta hurt.

10-17-2003, 01:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	A joke Was originally 2 jokes, but my first WAS a repost (so it's gone now). A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?" "I Didn't feel a thing!" Last edited by JadziaDax; 10-18-2003 at 04:20 AM..

10-17-2003, 03:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	how sad __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~ Last edited by JadziaDax; 10-18-2003 at 04:20 AM..

10-17-2003, 04:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	neet __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

10-18-2003, 12:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	(comment on missing joke removed since it wont make any sense now) That was great. __________________ Viva La Muerte Last edited by JadziaDax; 10-18-2003 at 04:21 AM..

10-20-2003, 10:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	sux to be him __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

10-19-2003, 03:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	BUMMER !!!!!!!!!!

10-20-2003, 11:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Yep, thats gotta hurt. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten