Joke of the Day - October 19 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 10-19-2003, 05:31 AM

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

chewybaca96 · 10-20-2003, 10:23 AM

10-19-2003, 05:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 19 All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

10-20-2003, 10:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	haha __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."