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mrquackers · 10-02-2003, 02:24 AM

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my tush is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!"

nofnway · 10-03-2003, 01:43 AM

can't say that at home

giblfiz · 10-04-2003, 12:17 PM

harsh, but funny

KellyC · 10-04-2003, 10:36 PM

i saw another one like this...i'm pretty sure its a repost...funny though

10-05-2003, 02:45 AM

Thats fucked up lol

tekaweni · 10-05-2003, 04:36 AM

Brave man indeed - three cheers!

10-02-2003, 02:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Soothing words A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my tush is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!"

10-03-2003, 01:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	can't say that at home __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

10-04-2003, 12:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	harsh, but funny __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof

10-04-2003, 10:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	i saw another one like this...i'm pretty sure its a repost...funny though __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

10-05-2003, 04:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Brave man indeed - three cheers! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-05-2003, 02:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
2thumbsup Guest	Thats fucked up lol