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scansinboy · 08-30-2003, 06:01 PM

This is a joke to tell to two or more people to embarrass one of them in particular:

Did you know that advanced scientific studies have found that out of all the orgasms that occur in the world, every one can be categorized into one of the four basic kinds of orgasm.

First, there's the Negative Orgasm;
Oh no! Oh No, Oh Noooooooooo!

Next is the Positive orgasm;
Oh yes, Oh YES, OH YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!

Third is the Religous Orgasm;
Oh God, Oh GOD, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!

And finally, The Fake Orgasm;
Oh Joe, Oh JOE!!!!

Obviously substitute the marks name where appropriate.
(With apologies to anyone named Joe)

DEI37 · 08-30-2003, 08:06 PM

Yeah, jackass...my name IS Joe. Why, I oughtta hunt you down and chop off your arm and beat you with the bloody end!

But, that was funny, so I'll let you off...this time!

You do know I'm messin' with ya, don't ya?

lafemmefatale · 08-30-2003, 10:14 PM

errrrrrrrrrr...my name is Jo [short for joann]...hm. I guess i won't do what DEI37 proposed...but this is hardly encouraging lol

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Happyland · 08-30-2003, 10:22 PM

yeah me too, oh I'm sorry what were you saying. Hey I'm gonna use that joke. Thanks man.

PayUp · 08-31-2003, 09:13 AM

i will be using that one tonight, thank you

mystmarimatt · 08-31-2003, 12:50 PM

hehe, that's funny

CapnWaffle · 09-02-2003, 09:01 AM

That's an oldie but gooie. Although, I also have to mention that my name is Joe. But, no hard feelings.

Brewmaniac · 09-02-2003, 03:54 PM

My name isn't Joe and the joke is still funny! Thanks

Blue · 09-02-2003, 05:00 PM

good one

dragonhawk · 09-03-2003, 11:52 AM

Funny!

bravo49 · 09-05-2003, 02:43 AM

Good, very good

Keg-o-Grog · 09-05-2003, 02:50 AM

heehee

Tarn · 09-05-2003, 06:19 AM

hehehe an valid point indeed.

Midlandmadman · 09-05-2003, 10:20 AM

I told this joke to my friend named Joe..... he didn't like the jokes but all my friends did.........

questone · 09-05-2003, 07:02 PM

The Ooops Orgasm

Oh Joe, Oh JOE !!!

While having sex with Jack

DEI37 · 09-06-2003, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lafemmefatale
errrrrrrrrrr...my name is Jo [short for joann]...hm. I guess i won't do what DEI37 proposed...but this is hardly encouraging lol .

Well, what do you say we hook up and since two negatives make a positive, we should both have a good time!!!

Realizm · 09-06-2003, 02:23 PM

Prefer the praying orgasm, myself..

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 09:50 PM

hmm thats true, never did the negative one outloud though

icy_ca · 09-26-2003, 12:27 PM

ahhh to remember that at dinner with friends tomorrow!

08-30-2003, 06:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	4 kinds of orgasms This is a joke to tell to two or more people to embarrass one of them in particular: Did you know that advanced scientific studies have found that out of all the orgasms that occur in the world, every one can be categorized into one of the four basic kinds of orgasm. First, there's the Negative Orgasm; Oh no! Oh No, Oh Noooooooooo! Next is the Positive orgasm; Oh yes, Oh YES, OH YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Third is the Religous Orgasm; Oh God, Oh GOD, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!! And finally, The Fake Orgasm; Oh Joe, Oh JOE!!!! Obviously substitute the marks name where appropriate. (With apologies to anyone named Joe) __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

08-30-2003, 08:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Yeah, jackass...my name IS Joe. Why, I oughtta hunt you down and chop off your arm and beat you with the bloody end! But, that was funny, so I'll let you off...this time! You do know I'm messin' with ya, don't ya? __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-30-2003, 10:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
lafemmefatale Insane Location: Vancouver	errrrrrrrrrr...my name is Jo [short for joann]...hm. I guess i won't do what DEI37 proposed...but this is hardly encouraging lol . __________________ -poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another-

08-30-2003, 10:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	yeah me too, oh I'm sorry what were you saying. Hey I'm gonna use that joke. Thanks man. __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-31-2003, 09:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	i will be using that one tonight, thank you __________________ Born to Lose.

08-31-2003, 12:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	hehe, that's funny __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

09-02-2003, 09:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
CapnWaffle Upright Location: Yakima, WA	That's an oldie but gooie. Although, I also have to mention that my name is Joe. But, no hard feelings.

09-02-2003, 03:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	My name isn't Joe and the joke is still funny! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-03-2003, 11:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	Funny! __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

09-05-2003, 02:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good, very good

09-05-2003, 02:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	heehee __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

09-05-2003, 06:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hehehe an valid point indeed.

09-05-2003, 10:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I told this joke to my friend named Joe..... he didn't like the jokes but all my friends did......... __________________ Its good to be back.

09-05-2003, 07:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
questone Crazy	The Ooops Orgasm Oh Joe, Oh JOE !!! While having sex with Jack

09-06-2003, 02:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
Realizm Insane Location: A fuzzy cloud.	Prefer the praying orgasm, myself..

09-24-2003, 09:50 PM	#18 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	hmm thats true, never did the negative one outloud though __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-26-2003, 12:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	ahhh to remember that at dinner with friends tomorrow! __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.