National Talk Like A Pirate Day
 

Okay, hold your tongue tight between your index finger and thumb and say the following:

"I was born on pirate ship and cleaned up all the ashes"

Yes, I am immature, but, so what?

How much
 

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A Buccaneer

Oh yea, it's today isn't it? I remeber last year it was hilarious to see how people reacted when they didn't know it was "talk like a pirate day". Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum...

Pirates get free sex for corn. See they steal the corn and rape all the women and feminine looking men.
Unlesss of course we are speaking of butt pirates then I would be guessing about a dollar a can.