The IRS
 

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.

This is due to the fact that:

40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
30% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
10% of the time it's in the hole.

It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2003, penises will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows:

Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

lol...good one :)

hehe, i guess i'm getting luxury tax then. damn u irs.