Joke of the Day - August 11 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-11-2003, 12:50 AM

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.

The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The hands said "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The stomach said "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The legs said "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

Then the rectum said "I think I should be in charge."

All the rest of the parts said "YOU?!? You don't do anything! You're not important! You can't be in charge."

So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.

They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

Today's lesson: You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an asshole.

bravo49 · 08-11-2003, 01:28 AM

Very good

strife · 08-11-2003, 07:03 AM

ahahha, that's great.

sepacol · 08-11-2003, 07:33 AM

Ooofff.

Blu2e354 · 08-11-2003, 04:32 PM

thats good

slant eyes · 08-11-2003, 05:55 PM

good and true.

KellyC · 08-18-2003, 10:56 PM

pretty damn funny...hahhahaaa

TerresqueÜ · 08-19-2003, 12:08 AM

AHAHAHAHAH That's very very great!

Thanks

mastboy4 · 08-19-2003, 07:26 PM

well then im on the right track

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:29 PM

Funny one !!

08-11-2003, 12:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 11 One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge. The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The hands said "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The stomach said "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The legs said "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." Then the rectum said "I think I should be in charge." All the rest of the parts said "YOU?!? You don't do anything! You're not important! You can't be in charge." So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge. Today's lesson: You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an asshole.

08-11-2003, 07:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
strife Insane Location: Chi-Town	ahahha, that's great. __________________ You are what you love, not what loves you. strife

08-11-2003, 05:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	good and true. __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-18-2003, 10:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	pretty damn funny...hahhahaaa __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

08-19-2003, 12:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	AHAHAHAHAH That's very very great! Thanks __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-11-2003, 01:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Very good

08-11-2003, 07:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
sepacol Banned Location: Cambridge	Ooofff.

08-11-2003, 04:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Blu2e354 Crazy Location: Illinois	thats good

08-19-2003, 07:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
mastboy4 Crazy Location: Mexico	well then im on the right track __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

08-20-2003, 09:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Funny one !!