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Old 09-01-2003, 10:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
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Sick joke!

This guys eating this girl out and feels
something hard in his mouth. He spits it out and
it's part of a carrot. He thinks it's odd but
keeps on going. Next he finds a pea. He askes
her, "Man, are you sick?"
She replies, "No, but the last guy was."
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One
 
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Location: On the front lines against our very enemy
ugh, I'm not so hungry anymore.
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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chuckle
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Old 09-01-2003, 12:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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oh my lord.....

*puke*
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: beverly hills,fl
eewww!
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
I and I
 
Location: Stillwater, OK
Yuck. Funny though, but yuck.
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Old 09-01-2003, 04:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
Curious
 
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Location: NJ (but just for college)
i got a laugh out of that one... never heard it before
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: OMFG BRB
oh that's just wrong
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: NoVA
blah, dude. and bleck.
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Oreegawn
gross
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Old 09-03-2003, 02:25 AM   #11 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: Norway
Waaa? Isn't that normal?? ^_^
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:16 AM   #12 (permalink)
In Your Dreams
 
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Location: City of Lights
oh that's horrible
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Old 09-03-2003, 11:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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oh, how fucking gross...but i did laugh
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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thats just wrong. If only you guys could see my facial expression in real life.
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It's funny but eeeeewwwww!
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: Greater Vancouver
Gah, that's more disgusting than funny..

Good one!
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Old 09-04-2003, 03:59 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: Zürich
yuk
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