Don't Mess with Mother Nature
 

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow
buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just
about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden .. . ...POOF!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to
make those buttercups?! Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still;
you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

THEN POOF!.... she was gone.

After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.

"Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussywillows."

Harry yells back......

"DON'T SWING FRED!!! For God's sake, DON'T SWING!!"

Heh, that was pretty funny. Seems similar to stuff I've heard before but its new to me.

haha got a chuckle out of me

That was great, thanks.

Hehehe.. great story! Really funny!

Yeah, but my buddy doesn't play golf, he's just got a moody wife.:D

Hahaha, that would definently constitute as a crime against nature. For the pussywillows and the man.

heh