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Beer Play
The FDA has decided to place new improved warning labels on beer. Here are some they are thinking about:
14. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. 12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. 11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. 9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. 8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. 7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). 6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really big guy named BUBBA. 4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. |
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Awesome! It's all true though.. :(
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Re: Beer Play
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
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Nice tits ^_^
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I am sure we could all have used some of those warnings before.
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