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astroid60 · 04-25-2011, 11:32 AM

What if Mother Goose had tendencies and propensities
toward verbosity and prolixity?

Jack becomes dexterous,
Jack becomes able to attain high velocity,
Jack forms a trajectory over the illuminating apparatus of
ozocitereous structure.

Mary was formerly the owner and proprietor of a pygmy Ovis aries,
It possessed an outer wool covering which had the characteristic pallidness much like that found in the appearance of crystalline precipitation,
And to each point in space that Mary would venture to,
The aforementioned Ovis aries would participate with a high degree of certainty.

Diminutive Jack Horner
Was seated at the perpendicular conjunction of three planar surfaces,
Ingesting his baked Yuletide pastry.
He inserted his opposable digit,
And excavated a specimen of genus Prunus,
And remarked, "What a benevolent adolescent I have become!"

Lilliputian damsel Muffet
Was rested upon a squatty seating apparatus,
Ingesting the lacteal substances in her possession.
At this point arrived an arachnid
Which inhabited the immediate vicinity of the maiden,
And, true to the fundamental principles of stimulus and response,
Arose trepidation in the damsel with sufficient efficiency so as to induce the aforementioned maiden to change locale.

uncle phil · 04-25-2011, 11:50 AM

Tully Mars · 04-25-2011, 02:03 PM

Ummm, ok?

levite · 04-25-2011, 05:19 PM

OK, I thought that was pretty funny!!

EventHorizon · 04-25-2011, 05:54 PM

this is going to give me nightmares of know-it-alls for days!

04-25-2011, 11:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
astroid60 Upright Location: Nth. Qld.Australia	Nursery Rhymes What if Mother Goose had tendencies and propensities toward verbosity and prolixity? Jack becomes dexterous, Jack becomes able to attain high velocity, Jack forms a trajectory over the illuminating apparatus of ozocitereous structure. Mary was formerly the owner and proprietor of a pygmy Ovis aries, It possessed an outer wool covering which had the characteristic pallidness much like that found in the appearance of crystalline precipitation, And to each point in space that Mary would venture to, The aforementioned Ovis aries would participate with a high degree of certainty. Diminutive Jack Horner Was seated at the perpendicular conjunction of three planar surfaces, Ingesting his baked Yuletide pastry. He inserted his opposable digit, And excavated a specimen of genus Prunus, And remarked, "What a benevolent adolescent I have become!" Lilliputian damsel Muffet Was rested upon a squatty seating apparatus, Ingesting the lacteal substances in her possession. At this point arrived an arachnid Which inhabited the immediate vicinity of the maiden, And, true to the fundamental principles of stimulus and response, Arose trepidation in the damsel with sufficient efficiency so as to induce the aforementioned maiden to change locale.

04-25-2011, 11:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-25-2011, 02:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Ummm, ok? __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

04-25-2011, 05:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	OK, I thought that was pretty funny!! __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)