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Old 04-06-2011, 07:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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During the last few months of World War II I roomed in south Philadelphia where I ran into an interesting character. He was a short-order cook and we used to run into each other a lot and chat a little, mostly about his job and how he hoped to have a similar business of his own. We some times talked about girls. But one day out of the clear blue he announced he was getting married. I said, "Congratulations, but isn't this sort of sudden? How long have you known this gal?"
He said, "One week."
I said, "Wow! You two must like each other an awful. You must have a lot in common. What is the attraction?"
He hesitated a little as he pushed his hands into the pockets of his dungarees. Then he said, " I like to wear dungarees and she likes me to wear dungarees."
He then held up a harmonica and said, "I like to play the harmonica and she likes to hear me play the harmonica." ............. And that was it.
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Old 04-06-2011, 08:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm not giggling... maybe I'm too tired.
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Old 04-06-2011, 11:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Maybe you just have to be from The Greatest Generation to get this one??
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Old 04-07-2011, 07:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The exact same joke is here: Daily Giggle
...but, that doesn't help me to understand it.
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Old 04-07-2011, 12:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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