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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-14-2003, 06:47 PM

THOR, the God of Thunder wakes up the morning after the orgy.

As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway.

He walks over and says - "Good morning, I'm THOR"!

She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says - YOUR THOR...I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!

Glad

God of Thunder · 07-15-2003, 04:19 AM

You're damn right she's thor!!!

sorry couldn't resist a joke with my username in it.

Happyland · 07-15-2003, 10:13 AM

beautiful, well i'm gonna go eat a grilled cheese sandwich. . . Jealous?

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-15-2003, 08:27 PM

God of Thunder,
Way to go!

Happy,
Grilled cheese sandwich, I guess that is why you are so happy!

Glad

foo2bar · 07-15-2003, 08:54 PM

Hehe... I like this one... but I think I have heard another version that sounds similar somewhere else.. can't figure out where though. Any ideas?

Drider_it · 07-15-2003, 09:12 PM

omg on behalf of all old comic book fans...

omfg hahahaha.. that was bad but yet i still laugh at it.. i can just see picking up a marvel thor comic.. see thor loki baldar and them going at it with valkeries and such.. nice

MikeyChalupa · 07-17-2003, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foo2bar
Hehe... I like this one... but I think I have heard another version that sounds similar somewhere else.. can't figure out where though. Any ideas?

Probably this one... (shortened, but you get the idea)

The God of Thunder was so proud of his new steed after riding him around for hours, that he thrust his hammer into the sky and shouted "I'M THOR!"

The horse looked up at him and said, "You forgot the thaddle, thilly."

-Mikey

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 10:55 AM

Good one. Thanks.

07-14-2003, 06:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	...morning after the orgy. THOR, the God of Thunder wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway. He walks over and says - "Good morning, I'm THOR"! She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says - YOUR THOR...I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-15-2003, 04:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	You're damn right she's thor!!! sorry couldn't resist a joke with my username in it. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

07-15-2003, 10:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	beautiful, well i'm gonna go eat a grilled cheese sandwich. . . Jealous? __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

07-15-2003, 08:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	God of Thunder, Way to go! Happy, Grilled cheese sandwich, I guess that is why you are so happy! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-15-2003, 09:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	omg on behalf of all old comic book fans... omfg hahahaha.. that was bad but yet i still laugh at it.. i can just see picking up a marvel thor comic.. see thor loki baldar and them going at it with valkeries and such.. nice __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

07-15-2003, 08:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
foo2bar Upright	Hehe... I like this one... but I think I have heard another version that sounds similar somewhere else.. can't figure out where though. Any ideas?

07-17-2003, 10:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Good one. Thanks. __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!