The poor French
 

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.

so we can't see the stains as they're running away?! LOL!

lol, that's funny

:lol: that is really clever...

lol good one

heheh... oh crap!

a great French joke...there has been a resurgence of them since France trashed us for going into Iraq...yes, I'm still staring

Mwa ha!! Good stuff. The french have alot of things going for their culture, but the military isn't one of them.

hahahah seen this somewhere... still awesome though :)

good one!

Good to hear that one again.

Re: The poor French
 

hahaha, so THATS why theyre brown...

another one french tanks have 5 gears 4 reverse and 1 forward
and u ask why they need a foreward gear its incase they get flanked.

Bum dum pa ching

Hehe thats funny.

lol. almost a year old.

Thanks! I needed a good chortle this morning!

The French Government announced today that in light of the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

that some funny stuff, Rookie, keep it up.