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lheck66

07-10-2003 07:33 AM

life as an egg

So you think your life is bad...

Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes 4 minutes to get hard and

2 minutes to get soft.

You have to share a box with 11 other guys

And the only chick that ever sat on your face

was your mother!

bravo49

07-13-2003 09:34 AM

Short and sweet

oblar

07-13-2003 09:47 AM

excellent joke ;)

TerresqueÜ

07-13-2003 08:06 PM

Heh, clever.

Stare At The Sun

07-13-2003 08:09 PM

Lol, thats some funny stuff :) good post

conversequietus

07-13-2003 11:20 PM

Excellent. *LOL* Thanks.

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