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LittleOralAnnie · 07-14-2003, 09:51 AM

An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is.

"These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the cojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ring today."

The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was delicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item.

When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever you call them...are much smaller than the ones I had last night."

"Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose."

TerresqueÜ · 07-14-2003, 10:11 AM

Good one. Haven't heard it in a while.

oblar · 07-14-2003, 10:51 AM

hehe nice joke.

frogger27 · 07-14-2003, 11:02 AM

Spain? My cousins have nut frys all the time...i've never joined in...

Raw Kuts · 07-14-2003, 11:05 AM

heh, little different but it's still good.

07-14-2003, 09:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	Bull Surprise Dinner An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the cojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ring today." The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was delicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item. When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever you call them...are much smaller than the ones I had last night." "Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose."

07-14-2003, 10:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Good one. Haven't heard it in a while. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-14-2003, 10:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe nice joke. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-14-2003, 11:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	heh, little different but it's still good. __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

07-14-2003, 11:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
frogger27 Tilted Location: Kansas	Spain? My cousins have nut frys all the time...i've never joined in...