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cornerpiece · 11-09-2010, 06:31 PM

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

SirLance · 11-09-2010, 06:44 PM

oh, shit, that's killer, tears are streaming down my face...

Xazy · 11-10-2010, 04:34 AM

That is funny!

Plan9 · 11-10-2010, 04:43 AM

Nice.

Tully Mars · 11-10-2010, 11:26 AM

Olddie but goodie.

11-09-2010, 06:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
cornerpiece Insane	And Then The Fight Started My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...

11-09-2010, 06:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	oh, shit, that's killer, tears are streaming down my face... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-10-2010, 04:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	That is funny! __________________ Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

11-10-2010, 04:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Nice. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-10-2010, 11:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Olddie but goodie. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club