I got it for my husband...

[Lindy]

Well dressed, affluent white woman driving her Escalade down a rural road in Western Oklahoma picks up Native American woman hitch hiking back to the reservation. Native American woman sits down and can't help but notice the bottle sitting on the seat between them, wrapped in a brown paper bag.

Indian woman asks "Is that whiskey in the bag?"

Other woman say "No, It's wine. I got it for my husband."

Indian woman thinks for a minute, smiles, says "Good trade!"