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uncle phil · 02-04-2010, 03:56 AM

A woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm! All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a Kennedy half dollar when it used to be about the size of adime."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year - and you want to throw all that away over 40 cents?"

flat5 · 02-04-2010, 04:50 PM

I like it...the joke, that is.

02-04-2010, 03:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Picky, Picky, Picky... A woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm! All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a Kennedy half dollar when it used to be about the size of adime." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year - and you want to throw all that away over 40 cents?" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-04-2010, 04:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	I like it...the joke, that is.