Joke of the Day - July 17 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-17-2003, 01:53 AM

A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor. "Please help me," he begs, "I can't have sex because all the women who see my penis run away screaming in terror."

"Well, son," says the doctor, "ethically it would be impossible for me to shorten a perfectly good penis, but as it happens I do know a witch in the forest who might be able to do something for you."

Well, the man is a bit skeptical, but he is desperate, so he takes the doctor's advice and instructions about how to find the witch and sets off to look for her. Sure enough, when he follows the path into the forest, he finds her mixing spells inside her hovel. "Witch," he says, pulling out his penis to show her, "the doctor tells me that you can help me shorten my penis so that women will have sex with me."

She scratches her head, blinks in amazement, then says: "I can help you. What you must do is go deeper into the forest and find the magic frog who sits on the stone in the pond. You must ask him to marry you, and each time he declines your proposal, your penis will shrink ten inches."

Being desperate, he'll try anything, so off he goes. And sure enough, before long he finds the magic frog croaking gently to himself. "Frog," he shouts, "Please marry me!"

The frog doesn't think twice. "Sorry!" he croaks, "I can't do that. I'm a magic frog and you're a man. No." The man looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches! FANTASTIC! he thinks, but it's still too long for sex! "Frog," he demands, "please marry me!" The frog looks a bit annoyed, and croaks back "NO!"

The guy looks down - yep, it's true, his penis is only thirty inches long. What a whopper, he thinks happily, but it's probably is still too big. If I can just get it down to twenty inches, I'll be happy. He looks at the frog, and yells across the pond, "Oh, go on, froggy, marry me, pleeeeeease!"

The frog looks angrily back at him across the pond, shakes his head and shouts, "No ..........NO.....AND FOR THE LAST TIME.........NO!"

puddlesmilo · 07-17-2003, 02:09 AM

Very good - thanks.

Sleepyjack · 07-17-2003, 02:36 AM

oh no. thats gotta hurt

Regziever · 07-17-2003, 03:00 AM

Aww... poor soul.... NOT!!! lol Good one!

petergriffin24 · 07-17-2003, 09:10 AM

that was a great joke

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 11:01 AM

Very Clever one. Thanks

07-17-2003, 01:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 17 A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor. "Please help me," he begs, "I can't have sex because all the women who see my penis run away screaming in terror." "Well, son," says the doctor, "ethically it would be impossible for me to shorten a perfectly good penis, but as it happens I do know a witch in the forest who might be able to do something for you." Well, the man is a bit skeptical, but he is desperate, so he takes the doctor's advice and instructions about how to find the witch and sets off to look for her. Sure enough, when he follows the path into the forest, he finds her mixing spells inside her hovel. "Witch," he says, pulling out his penis to show her, "the doctor tells me that you can help me shorten my penis so that women will have sex with me." She scratches her head, blinks in amazement, then says: "I can help you. What you must do is go deeper into the forest and find the magic frog who sits on the stone in the pond. You must ask him to marry you, and each time he declines your proposal, your penis will shrink ten inches." Being desperate, he'll try anything, so off he goes. And sure enough, before long he finds the magic frog croaking gently to himself. "Frog," he shouts, "Please marry me!" The frog doesn't think twice. "Sorry!" he croaks, "I can't do that. I'm a magic frog and you're a man. No." The man looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches! FANTASTIC! he thinks, but it's still too long for sex! "Frog," he demands, "please marry me!" The frog looks a bit annoyed, and croaks back "NO!" The guy looks down - yep, it's true, his penis is only thirty inches long. What a whopper, he thinks happily, but it's probably is still too big. If I can just get it down to twenty inches, I'll be happy. He looks at the frog, and yells across the pond, "Oh, go on, froggy, marry me, pleeeeeease!" The frog looks angrily back at him across the pond, shakes his head and shouts, "No ..........NO.....AND FOR THE LAST TIME.........NO!"

07-17-2003, 03:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Aww... poor soul.... NOT!!! lol Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-17-2003, 11:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very Clever one. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-17-2003, 02:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Very good - thanks.

07-17-2003, 02:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	oh no. thats gotta hurt

07-17-2003, 09:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	that was a great joke