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04-23-2010, 02:01 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Creation
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.”
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”
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04-23-2010, 12:10 PM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Ha, another great short joke.
I like the short ones. I can remember them. And no, some lady didn't say that to me in bed.
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