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Old 08-11-2008, 01:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

Last year's term was ' Political Correctness '.

The winner wrote:

'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I like it!
That is definitely signature material..
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Love it! No wonder it got first prize.
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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damn im retarded i dunno if its because its like 6 and i havent slept yet or i dont get it..to many big words ^^
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Old 08-16-2008, 10:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Outstanding!
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Old 08-17-2008, 08:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
...is a comical chap
 
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Hahahaaaaaaa. That's awesome.
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