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06-27-2003, 01:08 PM
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Banned
Location: Canada
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The Nightly Ritual
Night Ritual
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: Because I'm Hot. Husband: You get hot at the darnest times. Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Wife: You don't love me anymore. Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Wife: (Sob-Sob) Husband: All right, I'll do it. Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Husband: I can't find it. Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Husband: There! Are you satisfied? Wife: Oh, yes, honey. Husband: Is it up far enough? Wife: Oh, that's fine. Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself  Betcha didn't expect that one ! |
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06-27-2003, 02:54 PM
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Go faster!
Location: Wisconsin
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That is nice. Since it's in the funnies, I figured it would be a sex joke, but wasn't expecting that, either. Good one.
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