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02-27-2008, 12:56 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Little Old Ladies
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that high...
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02-27-2008, 12:58 PM
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Forming
Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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Dirty old ladies. They probably need some action though.
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02-28-2008, 02:01 PM
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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omg thats horrible.
im going to share it with everyone
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