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Old 02-16-2008, 09:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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beauty tip

Remember, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied. If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys.
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Old 02-16-2008, 09:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Are those baby heads or what!?
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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Are those baby heads or what!?

no, but I'd like to put my head between those babies...
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow, what nice big... eyes... she has.


A pearl necklace would go great with that makeup.
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
 
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I wanna suck on those until they lactate.
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I wanna suck on those until they lactate.
Based on the size, I'd say they already were lactating.
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Old 02-18-2008, 08:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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that's Rachel Aldana. Biggest boobs in Britain according to Guinness records.
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Old 02-19-2008, 10:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The best part of the OP is that I had to scroll for a while before the joke became apparent.
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Old 02-19-2008, 10:46 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I almost thought it was going to be nsfw.

my heart stopped momentarily.
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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I was thinking, 'wow, she really does have pretty eyes.'

and then I scrolled down and I thought 'whoa! look at those fabulous tits!'
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Beauty is in the eye of the....

....h, who am I kidding.....
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Talk about a midget smuggler...
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Old 02-21-2008, 12:45 AM   #13 (permalink)
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She has eyes?
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Old 02-28-2008, 02:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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She has eyes?
Haha! my thoughts exactly
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