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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender, 'Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters. 'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' :thumbsup: |
I .. can't .. stop .. frikkin laughin !!!!
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LOL nice, ty!
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Hope you don't mind if i use that one sometime. lol.
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Ah, a real classic. :)
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OK, now that's funny!
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.nice.
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That's nice!
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I missed this the first time around.... ;)
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nice one!
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haha!
ive heard this same joke, but with polish instead. |
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