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Hanxter · 06-21-2003, 03:41 AM

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are all provided. Because of the long hours of this job, room and board will also be provided. Annually, you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year plus a full health benefit package."

The young man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

Flesh · 06-21-2003, 08:23 AM

hahahaha

Radio Monk33 · 06-21-2003, 05:15 PM

Oh that's ownage.

blaze · 06-21-2003, 08:19 PM

hahaha burn!

duckduck · 06-21-2003, 09:14 PM

Oooooooh, that one's gonna tick off a few of the more liberal folks

ROC · 06-22-2003, 03:27 AM

06-21-2003, 03:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Truth In Advertising A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are all provided. Because of the long hours of this job, room and board will also be provided. Annually, you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year plus a full health benefit package." The young man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

06-21-2003, 05:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Radio Monk33 Psycho	Oh that's ownage. __________________ "Punk rock had this cool, political personal message. It was a bit more cerebral than just stupid cock rock, you know" -Kurt Cobain

06-21-2003, 09:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Oooooooh, that one's gonna tick off a few of the more liberal folks __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

06-22-2003, 03:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
ROC Upright	lol

06-21-2003, 08:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
blaze Insane Location: In a van, down by the river	hahaha burn!