Joke of the Day - June 26 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 06-26-2003, 01:24 AM

*groan* warning...

A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of meat on the ceiling. He asks the bar man for a pint and the bar man asks, "Don't you want to participate in our competition?" The guy asks "What's it all about?"

The barman informs him, "All you have to do is get those pieces of meat off the ceiling and you get a free pint! If you fail, you have to buy the whole pub a drink."

The guy replies, "No I don't think so mate . . . . . . . . . the steaks are too high!"

jwoody · 06-26-2003, 03:54 AM

*groan* I've heard worse. Much worse.

Flesh · 06-26-2003, 04:45 AM

LiekMagik · 06-26-2003, 11:13 AM

OMG that was funny

Exsai · 06-26-2003, 12:48 PM

mmm steak...

I heard a similar joke (the whole steaks are too high idea) about a week ago, I can say, I don't like where this concept is going

Mister Coaster · 06-26-2003, 01:25 PM

Definately a groaner, but you did warn us...

Vyk · 06-26-2003, 03:43 PM

that was a groaner but it did make me laugh.

lola218 · 06-26-2003, 05:54 PM

I liked it. Corny, yet cute.

06-26-2003, 01:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - June 26 groan warning... A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of meat on the ceiling. He asks the bar man for a pint and the bar man asks, "Don't you want to participate in our competition?" The guy asks "What's it all about?" The barman informs him, "All you have to do is get those pieces of meat off the ceiling and you get a free pint! If you fail, you have to buy the whole pub a drink." The guy replies, "No I don't think so mate . . . . . . . . . the steaks are too high!"

06-26-2003, 03:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	groan I've heard worse. Much worse. __________________ .

06-26-2003, 04:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha

06-26-2003, 11:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
LiekMagik Upright Location: Texas	OMG that was funny __________________ Miek posted dis

06-26-2003, 01:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	Definately a groaner, but you did warn us... __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

06-26-2003, 12:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Exsai Upright	mmm steak... I heard a similar joke (the whole steaks are too high idea) about a week ago, I can say, I don't like where this concept is going

06-26-2003, 03:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Vyk Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	that was a groaner but it did make me laugh. __________________ "Courage of the heart is very rare"

06-26-2003, 05:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	I liked it. Corny, yet cute.