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Canadian Beer · 07-14-2003, 07:57 PM

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

DoomzDayz · 07-14-2003, 09:17 PM

what a bitch

Regziever · 07-15-2003, 09:17 AM

Shit man... I'd ditch the b*tch!

DEI37 · 07-15-2003, 02:46 PM

Yup...she be walking the rest of the way!

izzzzy · 07-15-2003, 02:58 PM

Poor guy had a rough day. Reminds me of a couple I know LMFAO

07-14-2003, 07:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	Pulled Over A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 60." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt." Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!" Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife: "No, only when he's drunk." __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

07-15-2003, 09:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Shit man... I'd ditch the b*tch! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-15-2003, 02:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Yup...she be walking the rest of the way! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-14-2003, 09:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
DoomzDayz Banned Location: Laurel, MD, USA	what a bitch

07-15-2003, 02:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
izzzzy Crazy Location: SW NEW HAMPSHIRE	Poor guy had a rough day. Reminds me of a couple I know LMFAO