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Brewmaniac · 06-16-2003, 06:20 AM

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients
to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts," and the patients
complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they all
sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team,
the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a
beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his
Tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine
Until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"

txgirl · 06-16-2003, 12:18 PM

hahahaha!

manalone · 06-16-2003, 04:25 PM

good one! LOL

ratbastid · 06-16-2003, 04:53 PM

Great one, but you can kind of see it coming. That's part of its charm, though, I think. It's sort of like a tidal wave that you see coming, and can't possibly get out of the way.

06-16-2003, 06:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	A doctor at an insane asylum... A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts," and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his Tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine Until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-16-2003, 04:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	good one! LOL __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-16-2003, 12:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	hahahaha!

06-16-2003, 04:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Great one, but you can kind of see it coming. That's part of its charm, though, I think. It's sort of like a tidal wave that you see coming, and can't possibly get out of the way.