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Jetée · 04-07-2007, 02:51 PM

There are three daughters getting ready for school.
The first daughter walks in the kitchen where her dad is eating breakfast. "Good morning, Rose" her dad said.
"Daddy why is my name Rose?" she asked.
"Because when you first came out of the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head."

The next daughter comes down, and the dad said, "Good morning Lily."
"Dad why is my name Lily?"
"Because when you first came out of the hospital, a lily petal fell on your head," the dad replied.

The third daughter walked down the stairs, saying "rrrrerrrerererrrrrerrrrerrrr."

The dad said, "Shut up brick."

Cavi Mike · 04-08-2007, 05:09 AM

My mother just called when I was reading this so I had to tell her cause it was too funny not to. We laughed. It's Easter Sunday. We're going to hell.

nrclark · 04-16-2007, 02:35 PM

... BUT THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL !!!

SirLance · 04-19-2007, 06:39 PM

Good joke!

04-07-2007, 02:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	The Three Daughters There are three daughters getting ready for school. The first daughter walks in the kitchen where her dad is eating breakfast. "Good morning, Rose" her dad said. "Daddy why is my name Rose?" she asked. "Because when you first came out of the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head." The next daughter comes down, and the dad said, "Good morning Lily." "Dad why is my name Lily?" "Because when you first came out of the hospital, a lily petal fell on your head," the dad replied. The third daughter walked down the stairs, saying "rrrrerrrerererrrrrerrrrerrrr." The dad said, "Shut up brick." __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

04-08-2007, 05:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cavi Mike rightUp Location: San Fran, NY USA	My mother just called when I was reading this so I had to tell her cause it was too funny not to. We laughed. It's Easter Sunday. We're going to hell. __________________ pearls ain't free

04-19-2007, 06:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good joke! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

04-16-2007, 02:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	... BUT THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL !!!