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10-27-2006, 09:21 PM
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Crazy
Location: The Darkest Parts Of Places Unknown
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0 to 200 in under 6 seconds
One day a woman arrived home early and found her husband of 8 years in bed with another woman. She immediately threw him out of the house. After listening to him pleading on the door step for near,y an hour she finally let him back in and said he had only one chance to make it up to her or there marriage was over for good. The husband asked her what he had to do. She said that she was going to bed and when she got up in the morning there had better be a gift for her in the driveway that could go from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, and walked off to her room.
This puzzled the husband for a while, not knowing where he could come up with something like that for her but knowing he had to to save his mariage. When the woman awoke the next morning she got dressed walked out to the driveway and saw a box sitting there. It wasn't as big as she was expecting it to be but she went over and opened it up to see what her husband had bought for her. Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. Her husbands funeral is scheduled for next Thursday. |
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10-27-2006, 09:46 PM
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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She got what she asked for...
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