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SirLance · 06-10-2003, 05:18 PM

One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual and that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in one of the plates.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation. He said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The
pastor asked her to come to the front.

Slowly she made her way to the front. The pastor told her how wonderful her gift was and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

DEI37 · 06-10-2003, 07:12 PM

Now that's funny. I like it.

Baddflash · 06-11-2003, 06:47 PM

That's funny, but it gave me the willies!

06-10-2003, 05:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	One fine day at church... One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual and that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in one of the plates. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation. He said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the front. The pastor told her how wonderful her gift was and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-10-2003, 07:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now that's funny. I like it. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-11-2003, 06:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Baddflash Tilted Location: Great White North	That's funny, but it gave me the willies!